Two poems

This is the first time i was asked to write poems. My first commission( Ha Ha Ha). I did a good job of it ( or so i would like to believe). Here they are, two of them:

The Normal Guy

Gyan follows all the trendz
Gyan has girlfriendz

He thinks, he thinks,
he eats, sleeps and drinks

Gyan does not believe in pretensions
Gyan never asks any questions

He does what his elders say
he believes in the righteous way

Gyan says philosophy is all gas
in the college band, he plays bass

He is normal, no aberration
another figment of god's perverted imagination.



Wrong


I tried to laugh, I tried to cry
I stood in the rain and came out dry

I tried to dance, I sung
I gulped gallons and never got drunk

I tried to buy, I tried to sell
I dug deep, money never filled my well

I tried to live, I died
'What did I do wrong', I cried,

Wrong!!
You were looking for yourself
in a place you did not belong!